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johnlocked-kurtofsky-potterhead:

I usually sound a bit better than this, but I was recording it quickly while the family was out. So it’s kinda breathy and all. Anyhoo…

(Please credit me if you use this elsewhere, yada yada yada onto the lyrics)

I shipped a ship in time gone by

When feels were high and life worth living

I dreamed their love would never die

That BBC would be forgiving

Merthur was young and unafraid

Johnlock was gay and gay and gayer

Rose and the Doctor should have stayed

But then we wouldn’t have had River

But the writers plot at night

With their souls as dark as thunder

As they tear your ships apart

All headcanons turned to shame

I spent my summer on Netflix

And filled my days with endless slumber

I tried to work out Sherlock’s trick

But that just filled me with more pain

And still I dream they’ll share a kiss

That they will live their years together

But there are ships that end up ripped

And there are fics that tell it better

I had a dream my OTP

Would end up happy and still living

Yet it seems my vote was skipped

Now Moffat’s killed the ship I shipped

(via laughbitches)